until tom daley chooses to dive onto yr dick you can shut ya mouths cos its making me feel sick, thirsty scabs.
i have had house viewings every day for weeks, they just walk into my den while im smoking and stare at my stuff for 5 minutes. if someone doesnt buy this house soon i will come close to killing a first year
i have noticed a correlation between how far south you go and how many people you see on the street wearing those buffalo moonboots and jus lookin like a handjob really
how cool would it be to have someone secretly love you like someone who just watches you do stupid stuff and appreciates every little thing about you and even if they see you trip over your own feet they’ll still smile because they love you but they’re too afraid to tell you
like a stalker
everyone who has ever told me i am easily offended was wearing an outfit that offended me
calculate how many birkin bags u don’t actually have then multiply it by how many seats you need to take.
kim kardashian is selling her clothes on ebay and only donating 10% of the profits to the marine corps helping in the phillipines. if she had any common sense she’d just donate that givenchy couch cover she wore to the met gala for use as a tent shelter.