February 2012
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boys with shaved pubes are like sugar free candy.
i really want to shave off all of my hair
drunk lindsay lohan is my spirit animal
i like a look of agony— because i know its true men do not sham convulsion— nor stimulate a throe
1 tag
Anonymous asked: you look like a beautiful deer
2 tags
about to lose my pub virginity bye tumblr
smoking passive-aggressively and blowing it in the faces of attractive people and happy couples
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when i try and be nice to people and make conversation i sound like an autistic person who got taught to recognise human emotions from flash cards.
drinking out of my special hip flask happy birthday to me
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the only unbearable thing is that nothing is unbearable
January 2012
1 tag