my flatmate is the douchebag that picks up a guitar at a house party and plays wonderwall. it takes a ridiculous amount of sedatives to sleep through i should start sending him to pick them up for me
last night i was so trashed i walked over to a strangers flat and demanded he smoke me out
dear lord please send me chicken wings cake and a jar of peanut butter a crate of budweiser and a million cigarettes thank u lord amen
as soon as exam season hits i just want to stuff 40 cigarettes in my mouth.